NARRATOR: Welcome to Bikini Bottom, where can be found
some of the finest specimens of undersea life.
( chuckling ): Well, you know.
( snoring )
Aah!
Argh!
An award?
I never got an award before.
Eeee!
Look, rock, I got an award!
( cracking )
Jellyfish, I got an award!
( crackling )
Island, I got an awar...
( choking )
I got to show SpongeBob!
Hold still, Gary.
Almost done.
Hey, SpongeBob, guess what?
I got an award!
Great, Patrick.
What's it for?
PATRICK: See for yourself.
"For outstanding achievement in achievement.
SpongeBob SquarePants?"
"SpongeBob SquarePants?"
That's a funny way to spell my name.
Patrick, I think the award is for me.
You must have got it by mistake.
But, it's shiny...
Yeah, but you know what else is shiny?
Ice cream!
Exactly!
I can find it!
Is it in here?
No, that's my...
( crashing )
SPONGEBOB: award closet.
I want an award!
Aw, Patrick, don't cry.
( sobbing wildly )
You'll get an award one day.
I'm never going to get an award
because I've never done anything!
But, you're Patrick Star...
You can do anything you want!
That's easy for you to say.
You're SpongeBob.
If you want to win an award, you have to do something.
Hmm...
I want to defeat the giant monkey man
and save the ninth dimension!
Me, too!
But that sounds a little hard.
Why don't we start smaller?
I want to defeat the little monkey man
and save the eighth dimension!
Smaller.
Doctor! Smaller...
Fireman?
The smallest you can think of!
A job at the Krusty Krab?
Yeah!
I do things at work all the time!
Then let's go!
( popping )
PATRICK: Boy, it was sure nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.
And at $50 an hour, too!
When I started working here
I had to pay Mr. Krabs $100 an hour.
Hey, Squidward, guess who just got a job?
Guess who just quit?
Do I get my award yet?
You have to work for it, remember?
Tartar sauce!
( whirling )
Pick up order!
Do I get my award now?
No, you have to take the tray to the customer.
Okay.
( burping )
SPONGEBOB: Almost.
Try again, but make sure
the food gets to the table.
Like that?
SPONGEBOB: Nope.
Barnacles!
Let's try something different.
All you have to do is answer the phone.
Aye, aye, captain.
( ringing )
Man on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick.
( whistling )
( ringing )
Woman on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?
( annoyed ): No, this is Patrick.
( whistling )
( ringing )
Man on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick!
I'm not a Krusty Krab.
Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.
Huh?
PATRICK: Fish paste!
It's a little dusty around table three.
How about if you sweep it out?
What's the point?
I can't do anything right.
You'll do fine.
( squeaking )
Hey, pal?
You just blow in from Stupidtown?
Keep trying, Patrick!
I got a load of awards
for SpongeBob SquarePants.
( steam whistle blowing )
Why can't I do anything right?!
( customers coughing )
( gasping )
Kitchen...
I'm never going to get an award now.
Don't give up, Patrick!
This time I've got something
I know you can do.
We'll open a jar.
( pop )
Easy!
Now you try.
First, get a jar.
That's a pickle.
Yes.
You need a jar.
No.
Try this.
Now, take the lid off the jar.
Just relax.
Lift your hand...
Great, we're almost there.
Now put it on the lid.
No, the lid.
The lid.
The lid... the lid...
the-lid-the-lid- the-lid-the-lid...
Freeze!
( panting )
Almost there.
Now head for the lid...
Hold.
Warmer.
Warmer!
You're hot, you're on fire!
Ah, it burns!
Okay, okay, wait, wait!
Do exactly... as I do.
Exactly...
as I do.
Exactly...
( pop )
Exactly... ( pop )
Exactly... as... you... do.
( pop )
Oh, no, I broke it!
No, no, Patrick, you did it!
I did?
( cheering )
Touchdown!
I'm jar-master!
That was great, Patrick!
You really got the hang of it.
Yeah, remember when I had my hand up
and I put it on the lid?
Oh, yeah.
And then I took the lid off
and I thought I broke it?
Ah, yeah!
But I didn't!
I opened the jar with my hand!
And it was all because you showed me how to do it.
l'm never going to forget this.
Patrick, you do exactly what I do,
and you'll have an award in no time.
( rooster crowing )
I'm ready, I'm ready
I'm ready.
Good morning, SpongeBob.
Wow, it's amazing how a simple change of clothes
can make a guy look...
just like me.
Yup, if I'm going to be an award winner
I've got to dress like one.
That's creepy.
But flattering.
I'm ready, I'm ready
Both: I'm ready...
I'm ready, I'm ready
I'm ready, I'm ready...
I'm ready...
Well, back to the old grind.
Forgot my hat.
Me, too.
Whoa!
( crashing )
Whoa!
( crashing )
( sizzling )
( whistling )
( both whistling )
( whistling )
( both sighing )
Ha!
Dropped my spatula!
Uh... me, too.
( clanking )
( popping )
( sizzling )
Ohhh!
Aha!
You're copying me!
Yes.
Why are you doing that?
So I can win an award, like you.
Well, it's annoying, so stop it!
Stop it.
Say, you're good.
Thanks.
Ha! Ha!
Darn! Darn!
Mary had a little lamb Mary had a little lamb
whose fleece was white as... whose fleece was white as...
pickle fish lips! pickle fish lips!
Seaweavel. Seaweavel.
Yorgyschmorgies. Yorgyschmorgies.
At least I'm safe inside my mind.
Ahh! Ahh!
Stop copying me!
PATRICK: There's no award for that!
Well, I guess it's safe to go in now.
( panting )
Patrick, how long are you going to keep this up?
Until I have as many awards as you!
We'll see about that!
No, we won't!
I'm the jump rope champion of Bikini Bottom.
( panting ): Me, too!
Oh, yeah?
I call this one "the slice and dice."
Ha... not a scratch on me!
( mumbling )
Oh, no you don't!
Ugh!
( gasping )
( clanking ) ( clanking )
Not much fun being me now, huh, Patrick?
( gasping ): Are you kidding?
I used to do this
way before I started copying you.
Whee...
( birds chirping )
Ahh!
( thud )
( groaning )
My turn!
( thud )
( panting )
l wish I had the old Patrick back...
but he wants to be like me.
( chime rings )
Hi, I'm Patrick Star.
l'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom
and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.
What's so great about being a big pink loser?
Exactly.
I was never closer to an award
than the minute I started copying you.
But Patrick...
Patrick's not here!
DRIVER: Trophy delivery!
Another trophy?
Oh, great!
What's it for this time?
"For doing absolutely nothing
longer than anyone else."
Patrick!
This trophy's for you!
Yay!
Oh!
Eeee!
So, what are you going to do now?
I'm going to go protect my title!
( snoring )
NARRATOR: So, you thought I was kidding, huh?
No, in Bikini Bottom
excellence can be found even under a rock.